Here's how an average day might play out... as told by our friend, Jim.
|Hey guys! Oh, hang on... shh... Kim's still sleeping. |
I hang out here on the nightstand while she's out,
taking notes on my... well, I guess I memorize it all.
Some say "creepy" - I say "life-saving".
|While Kim cleans up; I do a gymnastic balance beam act.|
Don't worry; I always stick the landing.
|I get my own section of the car console! That's just|
how we roll. To work.
|Then, sometimes, I get relegated down to the purse |
under her desk, if I've been too vocal.
|Okay, so maybe this isn't a typical day - this was me|
helping Kim out at her work holiday party. She wanted
more wine, but I threw myself in front of it.
Pretty noble of me, I thought? I mean, look at that graph.
Look at it!
I'm impressed Jim can read you from your nightstand! Good job by him. I'm afraid I have to sleep with (on, next to, etc.) Dex every night to get any overnight readings...ReplyDelete
Haha LOL, this is fun to read.ReplyDelete
Ha--My Dex does that exact same balancing act! Nice! ;)ReplyDelete
I love this! :)ReplyDelete
Dex actually stays in my pocket most of the time, except for when I sleep or are wearing something without a pocket (usually in the summer).
Also, I wory about putting Dex down and losing him... I don't have the "out ofrange" alarm turned on because I don't want him screaming if I leave him in my purse and walk away from my desk. The other day, I misplaced him for a bit and was like, "Great, I'm gonna have to wait until I get low or high then go hang out around all the likely places he might have vanished until he buzzes!" Luckily, I found him before the opportunity to get him buzzing came up!
Ummm, ignore my aweful grammar. (And I have a MA in English, so WTF?!)ReplyDelete