Here's how an average day might play out... as told by our friend, Jim.
|Hey guys! Oh, hang on... shh... Kim's still sleeping. |
I hang out here on the nightstand while she's out,
taking notes on my... well, I guess I memorize it all.
Some say "creepy" - I say "life-saving".
|While Kim cleans up; I do a gymnastic balance beam act.|
Don't worry; I always stick the landing.
|I get my own section of the car console! That's just|
how we roll. To work.
|Then, sometimes, I get relegated down to the purse |
under her desk, if I've been too vocal.
|Okay, so maybe this isn't a typical day - this was me|
helping Kim out at her work holiday party. She wanted
more wine, but I threw myself in front of it.
Pretty noble of me, I thought? I mean, look at that graph.
Look at it!