Actual conversation (via text messages) between Aaron and I last night, while he was sitting in night class:
Aaron: Guy sitting in front of me is wearing a Ping.
Aaron: GUY SITTING IN FRONT OF ME IS WEARING A PING! Better?
Me: You know what I meant, dammit!
Me: Also, I have the urge to crash your class and tackle hug him. But maybe that's just me.
Aaron: Well, he's sitting, so that would be weird. Plus you might disconnect his pump.
Me: I can be ninja-like in my pouncing. Plus, I'd have a spare infusion set on hand for him. Win!
Aaron: I think every ninja should have a spare infusion set on hand for that exact reason.
Me: I think that's the best rule in the history of the world, ever.
I will seriously tackle hug this guy if I ever meet him. And if he ever reads this, it will be just that much more awkward.
Nerd, party of one? Oh, yes. That's me.