tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post7848907145326475445..comments2024-01-06T07:43:28.524-06:00Comments on Texting My Pancreas: Rules.Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04857046266371772742noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-88467397125296561782010-10-19T21:04:23.443-05:002010-10-19T21:04:23.443-05:00These comments are making me laugh, hardcore... t...These comments are making me laugh, hardcore... thanks all. :)Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04857046266371772742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-29830550105842245182010-10-19T19:37:31.677-05:002010-10-19T19:37:31.677-05:00Holy crap, Jonathan. I LMAO at that.
When CGM is ...Holy crap, Jonathan. I LMAO at that.<br /><br />When CGM is beeping incessantly, it's perfectly logical to throw it around (plastic is durable). Then pick it up lovingly and pet it while crooning, "I'm sorry, baby. I still love you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-6805744784715970702010-10-19T17:05:27.131-05:002010-10-19T17:05:27.131-05:00If your CGM begins beeping that your blood glucose...If your CGM begins beeping that your blood glucose is falling, you are encouraged to sing this tune to the "Pants on the Ground" beat... "Sugar goin' down? Sugar goin' down? Gotta eat some carbs cuz my sugar goin' down!"<br /><br />If you don't know about "Pants on the Ground", it came from American Idol - Youtube clip here-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNcJonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-42842800841594649912010-10-19T07:48:42.807-05:002010-10-19T07:48:42.807-05:00@khurtwilliams.com You're also allowed to say,...@khurtwilliams.com You're also allowed to say, "When you can spell 'endocrinologist', then you're allowed to school me on MY diabetes." Hehe. <br /><br />I think another rule should be that when having a low in public, and you're out of stashed glucose, all politeness and respectfulness go out the door when asking for a sugary drink at a restaurant. You can apologize after your BG is up.Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16671756469055958359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-32848526370097859642010-10-19T07:13:06.372-05:002010-10-19T07:13:06.372-05:00As you're consuming something that may or may ...As you're consuming something that may or may not be a diabetic "no-no", and someone approaches you asking "Should you really be eating that?" you are allowed to Chuck Norris their ass.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12510534969948745738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-73819215605919359702010-10-19T05:58:49.846-05:002010-10-19T05:58:49.846-05:00When someone who thinks they know how to "cur...When someone who thinks they know how to "cure" you starts going on about some plant or herb that does miracles, you are allowed to say — "Where did you get your PhD again?".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-18758722767466400942010-10-19T04:29:11.104-05:002010-10-19T04:29:11.104-05:00When you've eaten at a restaurant and/or overi...When you've eaten at a restaurant and/or overindulged on take-out food, with a complete stab-in-the-dark guess as to the carbs involved. If your meter shows a perfect in range reading 2-4 hours later you are permitted to do that little bobbing dance moving your hands in a horizontal circle saying, "Oh yeeeeeah! Uh-huh... Uh-huh! Go me! Go me!" <br /><br />If the reading is still in range the following morning you are permitted to run around your living room whooping, and to seriously consider always eating that food from now on.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09868706401223371920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-19892150303533224782010-10-18T23:37:31.198-05:002010-10-18T23:37:31.198-05:00When you're CGM tells you you're low, and ...When you're CGM tells you you're low, and you yell "No I'm NOT!" at it, and then test and see a very low number, you do not have to apologize to your CGM. You should, however, apologize to your housemate who you just woke up. <br /><br />Also, I would like that free puppy, please. :Dajaxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-60948754084548046382010-10-18T22:48:44.456-05:002010-10-18T22:48:44.456-05:00After you've planned your BG and exercise sche...After you've planned your BG and exercise schedule to perfectly coincide, and then when it's time to go, it's raining cats and dogs and the trails that you were going to run on are a muddy mess, it's OK to have a cup of coffee. Or three. And some ice cream. And then swear a lot, and curse diabetes in general cause your BG is WAY out of control at that point!Daniel Dunnhttp://www.summitactionsports.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7860126842626343555.post-12191205544302346712010-10-18T22:43:01.211-05:002010-10-18T22:43:01.211-05:00While standing in kitchen consuming carb-loading, ...While standing in kitchen consuming carb-loading, calorie-free food while overtreating said Holy Crap! low, it is not only permissible but also expected to hold up a 'talk to the hand' hand to anyone attempting to interrupt the ensuing gluttony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com